Do you remember the 'I got Limited Profiled on Facebook!' post from last year? Me, neither. To follow-up, I did end up creating a myspace page in a brave act of rebellion against Facebook and shortly thereafter (4 months and 4 days) the BBC ran this incredibly ground-breaking story: Facebook 'sees decline in users'. haha, my nefarious plan has obviously worked! Yeah! Take That Gary Barlow, ya miserable-looking bastard! Score one for the Little Guy! Enough with the exclamation points, bozo!
T. Rex's MySpace Page
With absolutely no advertisement whatsoever, in the 4 months that my page has been active I have made an incredible 2 friends; which is only 2,885,306 less than Tila Tequila but 2 more than I have made in real life in that span, and I leave my apartment almost every day. Some guy Tom, who must be a huge fan of mine because he was already on my friends list once I signed up (but he hasn't said a single word to me, yet. Some friend, eh?) and Dinosaur Club, some nappy-sounding but incredibly-named indie band from Kalamazoo, which I knew was in Michigan without even looking it up on a map. I'm even in Dinosaur Club's Top 8, which is way more impressive than him being in my Top 8 as I beat out 47 other punks to get there. Hooray for me! (p.s. they're releasing tapes in 2008).
Completely off-topic: Did that caption for the comic book cover image in the Ninja-Pirates post suck or what? Like, Audioslave-suck, even. I thought so when I put it up and have grown only more certain of it now. It's actually embarrassingly bad but I'm not one to go back and edit my work after the fact (like not going back and adding images to 3 month old posts). I think it's a reflection of my mental mind at the time of posting and it would compromise my integrity to go back and revise history in that fashion. Integrity and I are tight like that, even when humour and I are cross.
Back on topic, briefly to close: p.s. Sadly, I must report that I have made internet friends with not a single hot myspace bitch as of yet, though in my defense I haven't actually logged into the site more than 5 times since registering. So, if you're a hot bitch with a myspace page with lots of down-shirt/up-skirt pictures taken by yourself in front of your bathroom mirror, be nice (for a change) and send me a friend request, why don't you?
Friday, February 29, 2008
Hey person who forgot to update their bookmarks! How's it going?
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Oddly enough, my mypsace friends list has been almost identical in size with my facebook friends list for a few months now! I'm at 90 friends each, most of which are hot myspace bitches I'm too shy to talk to to and bands I like that obviously even if I talked to would only be responded to by the computer technician at their respective label that runs all their myspace pages. Fun!
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