Why I don't like those nappy Zelda games

In easy-to-export to Powerpoint bullet-form.

- I don't like those hearts for your health.
- Link keeps getting progressively more girly-looking with every release.
- My NES would always wipe out my Zelda saves before the 3rd castle.
- 'Dude' is the star of the game and the series isn't even named after him.
- There's a lot of open space to traverse to get wherever you want to go.
- Dopey side-missions like collecting chickens.
- The graphics, sound, story, and gameplay suck.


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